14 September 2008

Family Matters

Time with family means catching up with each other's lives and telling new jokes about the royal family.

Like this one:

Prince Charles goes jogging one day and runs past a prostitute. He yells out to the prostitute, "How much?"

"150 quid," says the prostitute.

"How about 5?" asks Prince Charles. The prostitute gives him a nasty look and he runs on by.

The next day, he runs the same route and sees the same prostitute. "How much?" He asks.

"150 quid," says the prostitute.

"I'll give you 5 pounds," says Prince Charles, and she shakes her head, and he runs on by.

The next day, Camilla asks Prince Charles if she can run alongside him. Sure, he says, and they run the same route he's been running the past few days. They run right by the prostitute.

"See," yells the prostitute, "that's what you get for five pounds!"



TJH

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